From Skitland come the Skittish folk,
they mix their Is and Os,
they’re very partial to a joke
and known to “imprivose”.
In tartan kilts they’ll sing a song
and if not scared or startled
they’ll dance on stilts “a Hoghland flong”
then drink until they’re plastered.
The word of the day on Artwiculate today was “skittish”. Sadly, all my Swedish readers are going to look at that first line and read “From Shitland come the Shittish folk…”